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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
2 days ago on July 21st | J | 217,391 notes

darth-sebious:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

You just made me insanely exited

3 days ago on July 20th | J | 134,591 notes

little-red-lucy:

my-raggedy-pond:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.

I walk past a lot of mirrors.

3 days ago on July 20th | J | 536,760 notes

little-red-lucy:

my-raggedy-pond:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.

3 days ago on July 20th | J | 536,760 notes

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
3 days ago on July 20th | J | 622,542 notes

rlmjob:

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

3 days ago on July 20th | J | 133,746 notes
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

3 days ago on July 20th | J | 916 notes
mitchyep:

💅

mitchyep:

💅

3 days ago on July 20th | J | 12 notes

bestfunny:

kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

 

3 days ago on July 20th | J | 294,603 notes
lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

3 days ago on July 20th | J | 130,432 notes